SYTYCD Season 9 Nicknames!

I'm going to forget their names at some point but it's too much fun to come up with nicknames for the top 20 contestants! And here they are!

THE GIRLS:

Alexa= Sad Horns
She didn't make it last season and lost her spot to Ryan a.k.a. Happy Pants. Plus, almost anytime she was shown in Vegas, she either had blank expressions or was depressed. Even when she celebrated looked forced.

Amber= Blandy
She's tried out numerous times before but I think I remember her from a season where the judges were like "You dance great. But there's no emotion." Plus, she's kind of dull.

Amelia= Lili
Amelia loves the 1920's to the point where she dresses like a flapper girl. She has this joie de vivre reminiscent of the titular character portrayed by Leslie Caron in Lili.

Audrey= Neck Fart
Her "special" talent. Need I say more?

Eliana= Second Coming
During her audition, the judges compared her to Melanie Moore, a.k.a a whole bunch of nicknames and eventual winner from last season. Plus, I loved her from the first second I saw her.

Janaya= Alisa Summers
The latest "...That Girl" was barely featured even up into Green Mile. So she bears the name of the first queen eliminated from Drag Race Season 4, who also was unmemorable.

Janelle= Gypsy Queen
Another favorite of mine, she's the first belly dancer to make the show. And she doesn't fail to impress. 

Lindsay= Sexpot
She's Witney's best friend and during their Top 20 routine, she pulled the sexy out immediately.

Tiffany= Invisible Girl
Another girl who was unmemorable during the Vegas round and I already can't remember who she is.

Witney= Mystique
Unlike her bff, Witney is almost too cute for her own good. To the point where I wasn't even sure if she would even make it to Vegas. She proved me wrong in 2 seconds of her audition where she morphed into a firebird.

THE BOYS:

Brandon= How He Move
Like Jenelle, he's a first for the series, but he's the first stepper to make it. And there's a movie out there called How She Move about a female stepper so, yeah.

Chehon= Sloppy Swiss
He's the other ballet dancer but he's not that impressive compared to Daniel or Eliana. Plus, during their top 20 routine, he seemed a bit off compared to the other two.

Cyrus= Gauge
Geez, you think Nigel just wanted him to improve ratings? The "Animator" (whatever that means) has huge gauges in his ears. And I don't like gauges.

Cole= Hidden Dragon
The martial artist looks pretty impressive. He also looks like he could snap my neck in two.

Daniel= Yummy
The Aussie Ballet dancer put his career on hold, but DAMN he's gorgeous. *drools* Oh, um, hmm. He's crazy good.

Dareian= Nips
Another one of those dancers who just can't seem to keep his shirt on, but Nigel had me at a comment where he said that his nipples could cut ice or something.

George= Debbie's Treasure
It seems that every time this kid is shown, Debbie Allen is there to praise him like a good ol' mama bear.

Matthew= Gosling-Guy
The contemporary dancer has a strange likeness to Ryan Gosling so it seems appropriate. Also, I screwed up his name and thought it was "Adam" but whatever.
Nick= Catie
Remember that chick from ANTM who just. couldn't. stop. crying. every. second. It looks like that he might either puke or cry at the drop of a hat, kind of like her!

Will= The BFG
The dude is freakin' tall! Like, he towers over Cat Deely. In heels. And yet there's something about him that just makes me want to give him a humongous hug.

The list might change over time if something more interesting occurs with these kids but I'm pretty satisfied with my work here. Enjoy!