So last weekend (and year), I performed in Dora the Explorer LIVE! at the St. George Theatre, Staten Island. In 2013, I was Isa (last minute) and this time, I was Swiper. I stumbled upon the reviews via Ticket master and, well, some people had their opinions. And I'll offer my rebuttal. But I will skip a few, since they all were about the same and/or out of my hands, like the costumes and sound system.
From 2013:
"This
show is awful. The characters are played by people wearing nasty run
down costumes. My daughter was horrified. Boots costume was half on an u
could see his face. Why wouldnt they have the costumes where the person
was inside and your not able to see the face. I would like my money
back if i could get it. Horribly disappointed in this and the portrail
of thr show. I was under the impression that the characters would look
like the show."
Well, yes, of course the characters are played by people wearing costumes (although I do agree with the nasty ass costumes. Made by a women who teaches at Five Towns college.). And yes, of course you're going to see Boots' face, especially since they did that for the actual professional version some years ago. And we would love to have the costumes where the actor was inside and the face was masked, but that requires money, which we don't have.
Oh, and since you have so graciously provided reviewer photos, that points out that you violated the whole, "No Photographs are to be taken during the show" thing, which is pretty much illegal.
"It
started 20 min late, Dora didn’t speak Spanish, the only character that
looked similar to himself was” Swiper”, The actors seemed to be all
teenagers, Diego’s microphone was off the whole time, No one can hold a
note on their own, The only paraphernalia sold in the theater was a
flashlight that had a soccer ball on it, nothing with Dora on it, they
guys outside of the theater were selling better stuff, The actors were
moving the set themselves, ( in the open- not behind curtains, I could
go on and on, But I’m pretty sure I made my point,,,,,,PARENTS!! Stay
away from this one."
I am to assume that the phrases "Abre", "Todos estan invitados", "Hola amigos", and such are German? But thanks for thinking I was a teenager when I was really 23. In a lizard suit. And I'm pretty sure I was able to hold those notes in Isa Turn the Wheel pretty well, considering I'm a dude. And you must have some warped perceptions of theatre if you think the curtains can close and open in 15 seconds for a set change done by the actors, which also occurs professionally. Parents, see more theatre.
"The show was about 45 min. Dora wasn't look like her."
Did you ever notice the special episodes of Dora on television are about the same length of time? And please proof read.
From 2014, as Swiper:
"Do
not go to Dora live or this venue on Staten Island. The show was worse
than a high school production, and the theatre was falling apart. Total
waste of time and money."
The theatre is falling apart? Like how? A crack in the ceiling? Because that's one pretty gorgeous theatre.
"Dora character was not even dressed in her costume. Boots looked cheap.
The whole event was not worth it at all. Wish I can get my money back !!"
I seem to remember Dora was in a costume and not running around naked.
"The
characters of the show should have worn the actual costumes instead of
being real people so maybe the kids can be more into the show."
You are aware that acting and live theatre involves real people wearing costumes (regardless of how crappy they are), right?
"It was the worse show I have ever seen - we couldn't hear a thing."
It could possibly be the screaming children but that could just be me.
"Dora could have been in a real DORA costume for such a short time..."
Define a real DORA costume.
So yeah. The gist of it was the shoddy costumes, time, and restlessness of the children. But what did you expect for $15 and a touring company from Long Island? I certainly did MY best and I apologize for not meeting your expectations.
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